Quote of the week

I heard this conversation on my bus ride from O'hare back to my house:

Amateur conspiracy theorist 1: You know who owns Phillip Morris?

Amateur conspiracy theorist 2: The cigarette company?

ACT1: Phillip Morris the cigarette company.

ACT2: Nah

ACT1: Kraft

ACT2: Kraft cheese?

ACT1: Kraft macaroni and cheese! That's why it's so addictive, they put the same stuff in it.

This was all said in complete seriousness. I don't know where to start in analyzing this so I won't.